April 2010
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“It’s okay, I don’t feel things anymore.”
– Phil, Modern Family.
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'Idol' Theme Next Week to be Lennon/McCartney... →
Tune in if you hate The Beatles and want to see their songs decimated.
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Erykah Badu's 'Window Seat' Video: Naked Romp at... →
The video’s been pulled, but if you simply read the article you can get an idea. In my opinion, she was way more gutsy than Lady Gaga, there’s an actual sense of danger and controversy in what she did, making Gaga just look contrived.
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“We’re not burdened with emotional imprints like humans.”
– Anna, V. Turns out they’re exactly like Vulcans.
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Nintendo And Google Partner For Internet... →
According to Silicon Era, the game is called And Kensaku, and includes a number of mini-games that incorporate Google search results into them. For instance, one of the games is similar to Family Feud in that players guess which search term will return the most results. Another game tasks players with preventing a bomb from exploding by choosing terms will high results. The game is scheduled for...
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt Wants to Work With (And Pay)... →
zachdionne:
Incredibly cool concept — and right up the alley of all you bursting-with-creativity Tumblr folk, to boot.
March 2010
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“A divorce attorney tells us that Jesse James could walk away with LOTS of Sandra...”
– PopEater. Duh! That’s why people get married then divorced.
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Jay Leno tells Joy Behar: ‘Conan got screwed. I... →
Umm? Really Jay?
“You got screwed. So what?! Who cares?!” -Behar
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Gabourey Sidibe to host SNL | JustJared →
No confirmed date yet, but most likely late April/early May. Live from New York based on the novel Push by Sapphire.
Though last night's episode of LOST was a snoozer,...
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Ten Rock Musicals That Really Rock | Speakeasy WSJ →
Inspired by American Idiot, Speakeasy lists the rock musicals that actually manage to rock. Including Hair, Jesus Christ Superstar, Tommy, Rent, Spring Awakening, Rocky Horror, Hedwig, and Passing Strange. Basically, most of my favorites.
Also, “rock” is used liberally.
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“Vatican sex scandal couldn’t come at a worse time for the Pope, who was...”
– BorowitzReport
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witticismparadise:
Hayden Panetierrium?
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WatchTrailer: The Expendables
Featuring every action star (Stallone, Latham, Jet Li, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis et al).
Guess what! Once you watch the trailer you won’t have to see the movie. Every predictable note is hit, from the over the top action, to the beyond awful dialogue, to the cheeky cameo (which is completely ruined). The only saving grace is Rourke, who could potentially turn out...
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Miley Cyrus’s Acting Skills Torn Apart by Critics... →
“Displaying approximately 1½ expressions, the teenage Cyrus pouts her way through a fire, a wedding and a funeral — not to mention intervening in an abusive relationship, digging out guilty secrets and resisting overtures from her dad, whom she’s never forgiven for her parents’ divorce.” —Lou Lumenick [NYP]
“Her dramatic abilities largely consist of two moves —...
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TV writer David Mills dies in New Orleans |... →
Mills wrote for The Wire, NYPD Blue, and the ucpoming Treme. He died of a brain aneurysm.
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'Glee,' 'Modern Family,' Ferguson win Peabody... →
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ABC's 'V' countdown clock irks 'Lost' fans,... →
See it wasn’t just me. It was bothersome, but at least nothing happened in the episode.
“To the ABC exec who decided to put the V countdown clock on the bottom of the Lost screen… I hate you. Passionately,” Tweeted one ESPN columnist. The bug also earned a rant from Star-Ledger’s Alan Sepinwall (“it was ridiculous: between the large red “V” logo,...
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Ferris Bueller Ferrari Can Be Yours For $67,000 |... →
This will look so good in the garage of my Ferris Bueller house, where I can reenact the “turn-back-the-odometer” scene over and over at least once. But I’m going to have to sell my Full House house and my Twin Peaks house in order to afford it.
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John Cameron Mitchell's cult musical 'Hedwig and... →
And it wants to squat (no pun intended) in a half vacant theater. Interesting. Great show, Hedwig, but I can’t imagine it doing super well on Broadway in anything longer than a limited run.
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U.S. Copyright Group Sues 20,000 Individual Movie... →
Now would be a good time to hold off on using Torrent.
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Anyone else as distracted and annoyed as I was by...
Seriously, it was painful and severely detracted from the episode. Come on ABC, I know you desperately need people to watch V but knock it off!
Also, apparently it could have caused some permanent damage (in the form of burn ins) to TV sets.
“I thought “V” was about vampires. It’s about aliens. It should...”
– RachelBerryGLEE
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“#LOST Spoiler: The Man in Black hatches a plan to increase ratings during May...”
– BorowitzReport
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Of Course Hollywood Is Developing A Movie About... →
This should be as good as the Geico Caveman TV show. And just as successful.
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'Glee' Nationwide casting call for season two... →
Beginning today, those interested can go to this MySpace page and upload audition videos through April 26. The videos should explain why you want to be on Glee and feature a performance of one of Glee’s hit tracks, like “True Colors,” “You Can’t Always Get What You Want,” and “Lean on Me.” Performances can either be a cappella or with a single instrument via My Space karaoke. Videos should be only...
'Mad Men' is the hyper-literate Television version...
There, I figured it out.
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12 Acappella Versions of Your Favorite Game and TV... →
(via acappella)
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Watch 6 Seasons Of Lost's Sawyer Saying "Son Of A... →
You know, just cuz.
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Tim Allen Set to Host the '8th Annual TV Land... →
From NPH to Tim Allen. Serious downgrade.
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Josh Radnor's HAPPYTHANKYOUMOREPLEASE Set For... →
Hannover House has picked up the rights and will release happythankyoumoreplease, the Dramatic Audience Award Winner at the 2010 Sundance Film Festival on August 27 (via Variety). Written, directed and starring Josh Radnor (How I Met Your Mother) the romantic comedy follows a New York writer and his friends who begin caring for a foster child who gets lost on the subway.
The new distributor,...