I'm going to create a Twitter account called 'ShitMy$#*!MyDadSays'
And it’s just going to be bad sitcom quotes.
“Natalie Portman got in touch with me when she heard that I was doing this to say, ‘Listen…come over for dinner and I’ll tell you some stories.’ I would’ve come over for dinner under any circumstances. But that was really helpful.” —Aaron Sorkin re: Natalie Portman’s Help in Researching Harvard Secret Societies via EW.com
“It’s not my job to help [Mark’s] image. I’m not his press rep or his rabbi.” —Aaron Sorkin (Writer, The Social Network) re: Mark Zuckerberg to Enertainment Weekly
“Tonite on #sunnyfx we buy a boat.Then we do boat stuff. Ech.. there’s no way 2 promote this ep.. just.. watch it, you’ll see why its funny” —Glenn_Howerton
“Reading debate about the kiss being perfect vs. not enough. Today’s theme is “U can’t please all”! FYI, @ericstonestreet slipped me tongue.” —Jesse Tyler Ferguson, re: Last night’s much hyped but subtle Modern Family kiss