The King of Twitter is now the King of Apple, as “Two and a Half Men” star Ashton Kutcher is attached to play Steve Jobs in the indie pic “Jobs,” which Joshua Michael Stern (“Swing Vote”) will direct from a script by Matt Whiteley.

Update: the Variety writer’s Twitter confirms this isn’t a joke. Also, there’s this…

  1. saraiiis reblogged this from eliiizabethj and added:
    wut.
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  4. laurenemilylalaland reblogged this from grahammccullough and added:
    Steve Jobs was hotter than Ashton. And I really hope he plays the part well or a lot of people will be disappointed.
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    Had no idea ashton kutcher looked like a young steve jobs. that resemblance is too similar.
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  17. birdsong4j reblogged this from wwjcvdd and added:
    This works, since they’re both fucking douchebags. (At least Jobs was an impressively intelligent fucking douchebag.)
  18. japhcrawford reblogged this from popculturebrain and added:
    Despite not being a big Ashton Kutcher fan… I completely support this.
  19. wwjcvdd reblogged this from popculturebrain and added:
    Noah Wyle is sitting around somewhere, depressed that he can’t pull off a young anyone anymore. But really, that...
  20. peoplewho said: He doesn’t look anything like Jobs, and his demeanor has none of the edge needed to play him. They should have stuck with Noah Wiley.
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    oh please oh please april fools someone say it just april fools do it
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