This list is perfect.

• “Firefly was awesome and Fox cancelled it!”
• “There are TV spoilers online after a show airs!”
• “TLC is supposed to be The Learning Channel!”
• “I won’t pay HBO to watch Game of Thrones!”
• “MTV and VH1 don’t play music videos anymore!”
• “Syfy’s name is stupid! (And where are the space shows?)”
• “The Lost finale sucked!”
• “This reality show means the apocalypse is upon us!”

With explanations through the link.