Horror TV shows as Goosebumps novels, by the geniuses at Vulture, obviously.

Looks like The Simpsons aren’t the only ones.

Last night’s season six premiere was up 24 percent over last year, to a total of 2.2 million.

Poster/Key Art: Dexter season 6 | EW.com

Poster/Key Art: Dexter season 6 | EW.com

Linked instead of posted because god forbid EW allow embeds.

First look: ‘Dexter’ season 6 | EW.com

Teaser: Dexter Season Six | Collider

Looks like he got a case of the black swan disease.

Pop Deals: Blu-rays under $10 and TV Seasons Heavily Discounted

Bones: Season 1-5 for only $105.99. Amazon’s TV Deal of the Week, it’s 63% off the $290 msrp.

The Neverending Story Blu-ray for $9.49

Magnolia Blu-ray for only $9.49.

The Social Network on Blu-ray for only $16.99, 51% off the $35 list price and the DVD version for $12.99, 55% off the $29 list price.

Glee: The Complete First Season on DVD for $14.99, 50% off the $60 msrp.

Moon on Blu-ray for $8.99

Traffic (Blu-ray/DVD Combo) for $9.99

Alien Anthology Blu-ray for $69.99, 50% off the $140 msrp.

Labyrinth on Blu-ray and The Dark Crystal on Blu-ray on sale for only $8.99 each

Dexter: The Fourth Season on DVD for only $14.99, 70% off the $50 suggested retail price.

(via /Film)

Lots of break ups today. (okay just 2 but still).