NBC, Universal Television, and production company Electus are creating a pilot presentation of a comedy based on Simpson’s life, written by Paul Blart: Mall Cop scribe Nick Bakay.

drinkyourjuice:

In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

I MUST FIND THIS WEBSITE.

[link via Erin’s facebook status]

First name Jessica?! Yeah I went there.