Nick Offerman is releasing memoir ‘Paddle Your Own Canoe’ October 1st. 

It’s available for pre-order now.

Parks and Recreation actor Nick Offerman shares his humorous musings on life, manliness, meat, and much more in his first book. Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman—who better to learn from than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking—he runs his own woodshop—Paddle Your Own Canoe features sage advice in the categories of love, etiquette, time management, diet, grooming, and self-confidence.

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Can we interest you in an All-Clucking Version Of Lumineers’ “Ho Hey” (feat: Jimmy Fallon, Blake Shelton & Nick Offerman) 

“2 nicks. 1 borscht. #krollshowS2” - Nick Kroll on Twitter

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‘Parks and Recreation’ Olympics Promos

NBC’s Parks and Rec released a series of new Olympics-themed promos. Besides Tom Haverford and Ron Swanson wrestling, you can also watch Ron set a bangers and mash record and Andy (almost) shave his body for swimming. 

Nick Offerman, Alison Brie, and Megan Mullally get high in ‘Somebody Up There Likes Me’ promo video.

(via jlgodard44)

Also, Tribeca Films has acquired the movie and will release it in Spring of 2013.

(Source: killams)

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Maureen Ryan interviewed Nick Offerman. The result? Hilarity.

Choose only one: eggs or bacon.

Bacon. I think it’s self-evident. Eggs are the prudent choice, but bacon is the hedonist’s choice, and that is my choice.

What if there was a zombie apocalypse, but there was bacon available?

Well, that’s a whole other can of worms. If the shit goes down, bacon can only be gleaned through the death of your livestock, whereas eggs are a renewable resource. In that case, I would choose eggs, but maybe occasionally I would come across some bacon, and I would feed my chickens bacon. If I could infuse the eggs with a little bit of pork flavor…

The hybrid is the ultimate goal.

Yeah. The picken. Or the chig.

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Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally on WTF

Ron Swanson, Peggy Olson, and Ted the Laywer all in one episode of The West Wing.

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I talked to Lucy Lawless yesterday (that fact is still sinking in) and we talked about her love of comedies. When I asked her for a favorite, without hesitation she said “Parks and Recreation.” Turns out she was almost on the show as …

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Wings of a Dragon (with Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman)

What happens when a paleontologist loves a creationist?

Though I’m sure his part is tiny.

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An order of sweet and sour cop with extra mustache!

Dare to dream.

Ron Swanson Vs. Uncle Sam by John Defreest | Buzzfeed

Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally, the husband-and-wife team who play ex-spouses on NBC’s “Parks and Recreation,” have joined the cast of Lionsgate’s laffer “Gay Dude” along with Gary Cole and Brian Geraghty (“The Hurt Locker”).