The Giorgio Armani party is in the store on Rodeo Drive, and I can’t shut off the perverse part of my brain that wonders if I could get away with stuffing a bunch of merchandise in my bag. The look of guilt for even imagining it never leaves my face.

Anna Kendrick in Oscar weekend diary for Vanity Fair

I’ll take Anna Kendrick over your Jennifer Lawrences any day.

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The 3.5-hour program hosted by Ellen DeGeneres delivered a whopping 43 million viewers and a 12.9 rating among adults 18-49. That’s the biggest non-sports audience since NBC’s 2004 Friends finale. It also represents the third year in a row for the ratings to rise, up 6 percent from 2013. The Oscars out-delivered January’s Golden Globes by 22.1 million viewers and the Grammy Awards by 14.5 million viewers.

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  • Amy Adams
  • Kristen Bell
  • Jessica Biel
  • Jim Carrey
  • Glenn Close
  • Bradley Cooper
  • Penélope Cruz
  • Benedict Cumberbatch
  • Viola Davis
  • Daniel Day-Lewis
  • Robert De Niro
  • Zac Efron
  • Sally Field
  • Harrison Ford
  • Jamie Foxx
  • Andrew Garfield
  • Jennifer Garner
  • Whoopi Goldberg
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt
  • Anne Hathaway
  • Goldie Hawn
  • Chris Hemsworth
  • Kate Hudson
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • Angelina Jolie
  • Michael B. Jordan
  • Anna Kendrick
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Matthew McConaughey
  • Ewan McGregor
  • Bill Murray 
  • Kim Novak
  • Tyler Perry
  • Brad Pitt
  • Sidney Poitier
  • Gabourey Sidibe
  • Will Smith
  • Kevin Spacey
  • Jason Sudeikis
  • Channing Tatum
  • Charlize Theron
  • John Travolta
  • Christoph Waltz
  • Kerry Washington
  • Emma Watson
  • Naomi Watts

Whatever that means.