The aim of launching the Web site is to raise awareness of veganism by offering pornographic material alongside graphic footage of animal mistreatment.
Because nothing is hotter than animal mistreatment. Look for it at peta.xxx. Seriously.
“What is this ‘TV porn’ you speak of?” asked everyone on the Internet.
“…shrinkage in the adult category…”
According to The Hollywood Reporter’s THR, Esq. blog, Warner Music and several other labels have filed copyright infringement lawsuits against RK Netmedia for using songs by Michael Jackson, Katy Perry and Justin Timberlake without permission to soundtrack their online porn videos.
The lawsuit alleges that Reality Kings hires adult “actors” to perform sexual acts at nightclubs and private parties where the music industry’s property is heard without permission. In some videos, the “actors” allegedly lip-synch with the song or conduct sexual acts that link thematically with the track (for example, Katy Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl”). The music industry is reportedly seeking the maximum penalty of $150,000 per violation.
Adult film company Pink Visual sent Conan a letter officially offering the dude a job, saying there’s a demand for “tall, lean, pale, male ‘gingers’ that have a David Caruso kind of thing going on.”
This might be my favorite “news” story to come out of the Late Night fiasco thus far. Just the sheer absurdity of it is enough to get you going. I wonder if there’s a Late Night porn parody in the works? One with guys dressed as Leno, Letterman, and Conan getting nailed by NBC execs. Sorry I let my imagination run a little bit there.
