They were traveling at a very slow speed and it looked like the car intentionally hit the police escort and then kept moving forward for no reason.

Florence Police from Jersey Shore in Italy: How Much of It is Really Real? | The Daily Beast

Wait, you’re telling me Jersey Shore is staged?! No.

producermatthew:

CNN’s Anderson Cooper slammed reality television star Snooki on Tuesday’s broadcast of “Anderson Cooper 360.” [CNN]

First up is the untitled Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Jenni JWoww” Farley project, which will allow fans the chance to see how the inseperable duo deal with everyday life after the vacation ends. The series will run for 12 episode. 

The second is the untitled Paul ‘DJ Pauly D’ Delvecchio project, which will air for 12 episodes, following Pauly D’s travels from coast-to-coast as he tours as an in-demand DJ. 

See Snooki’s Insane Backflipping Head-Butt Move on Wrestlemania | Vulture

Wait, Snooki is actually a good wrestler?

/gymnast? 

Ansari and Hart were asking $75,000, for the record.

Snooki’s Rolling Stone Cover | Buzzfeed
Oh phew, I was wondering where Snooki has been the past few weeks.

Snooki’s Rolling Stone Cover | Buzzfeed

Oh phew, I was wondering where Snooki has been the past few weeks.

The storyline — Snooks is finally moving out of her parents’ house and into a place with Jwoww — but, (surprise!!!) she’s totally unprepared to deal with actual real-life problems. 

For example … the two have their sights set on a $1.5 million pad, but they don’t know what a mortgage is … or how to write a check … and they keep getting distracted by the “hot” mortgage broker. 

But conflict erupts — so say the docs — because during their cohabitation, Snooki … gasp … “made a mess of the bathroom and didn’t change the toilet paper.” She also “ate a ton of Jwoww’s food” … and anyone who’s ever had a roommate knows that crap don’t fly. 

Can’t wait to tune in to see how Snooki and Jwoww spend their disproportionate amount of money.

Snooki and Jwoww from “Jersey Shore” fame are shooting a pilot this weekend for a “Jersey Shore“spin-off show … TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with the production tell us … the pilot will be shot in Long Island over the weekend.  There’s no special hook — it’s just Jwoww and Snooki being themselves.

What’s really interesting …. MTV wants a pilot.  Considering “Jersey Shore”  beat “Grey’s Anatomy” in the ratings — plus the fact you kinda know who these chicks are — a pilot would seem unnecessary.

Can’t help but agree with TMZ about the weirdness of MTV not going straight to series. But my main concern is do they have to do it so close to my hometown?

Hell Has Frozen Over | BuzzFeed
Unfortunately for her I look a little bit like her.
I miss my real name.
Mona Snooki by Battlefate on Deviantart | BuzzFeed

Mona Snooki by Battlefate on Deviantart | BuzzFeed

Also asked and answered: Who came up with the description we quoted yesterday, that culminated in the staccato sentences, “A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky”? Frankel gives credit where credit is due: “Snooki wanted to have some mean-girl villains, and they spike her Jell-o shot with some laxative, and that’s what happens. That was all Snooki’s idea.” [Double X/Slate]