CBS Fall Schedule 2014-2015

8- The Big Bang Theory / 2 Broke Girls (post football)
8:30- Mom
9- Scorpion (new)
10- NCIS: Los Angeles

9- NCIS: New Orleans
10-Person of Interest

8- Survivor
9-Criminal Minds
10-Stalker (new)

8- Thursday Night Football

THURSDAY (post-Football)
8- The Big Bang Theory
8:30-The Millers
9- Two and a Half Men
9:30-The McCarthys (new)
10- Elementary

8-The Amazing Race
9-Hawaii Five-0
10-Blue Bloods

8-Crimetime Saturday
10- 48 Hours

SUNDAY 7- 60 Minutes
8- Madame Secretary (new)
9- The Good Wife
10- CSI / CSI:Cyber (midseason)

CBS has passed on ‘HIMYD’. Deadline reports that there was a dispute over rights, and that 20th Century Fox may shop it elsewhere. Nina Tassler of CBS said “There were elements of the pilot that didn’t work out,” and Bays and Thomas didn’t want to rework.

Also, this will be the last season of ‘Two and a Half Men.’

They’re looking for an actress in her late teens/early twenties to play the long lost daughter of Charlie Sheen’s character.

I have been the subject of much discussion, speculation and commentary over the past 24 hours. While I cannot address everything that has been said or right every misstatement or misunderstanding, there is one thing I want to make clear.

Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked and over the past ten years who have become an extension of my family.

Chuck Lorre, Peter Roth and many others at Warner Bros. and CBS are responsible for what has been one of the most significant experiences in my life to date. I thank them for the opportunity they have given and continue to give me and the help and guidance I have and expect to continue to receive from them.

I also want all of the crew and cast on our show to know how much I personally care for them and appreciate their support, guidance and love over the years. I grew up around them and know that the time they spent with me was in many instances more than with their own families. I learned life lessons from so many of them and will never forget how much positive impact they have had on my life.

I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed. I never intended that.

Angus T. Jones in an official statement regarding his ‘Two and a Half Men’ comments | THR
If you watch Two and a Half Men, please stop watching Two and a Half Men, I’m on Two and a Half Men, and I don’t want to be on it. Please stop watching it, and filling your head with filth … People say it’s just entertainment. Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, especially with what you watch.

Angus T. Jones in a religious testimonial in support of Forerunner Chronicles | TVLine

The quote is at around 7:45. I would not have pegged him as the Kirk Cameron type. 

Co-creator and showrunner Lee Aronsohn is departing from his leadership role on the series. He’ll become an executive consultant on the CBS show. Instead co-creator Chuck Lorre will co-run the series with executive producers Don Reo and Jim Patterson.

Yes, that Kathy Bates. I don’t know. 

I’m tired of lying. I’m tired of pretending the show doesn’t suck. I’m tired of pretending Ashton doesn’t suck.

Here are the full ratings from last night. Of note, Terra Nova premiered soft for what was supposed to be a huge television event. Its numbers are adequate, especially in the face of such fierce competition, but may prove troublesome when stacked against the series’ immense budget.

Two and A Half Men lost 30% from last week but continued its domination and is still up from last year. It also gave Mike and Molly a nice series-high boost.

CANCELLATION WATCH: The Playboy Club dipped below 4 million (with no help from The Sing Off) which is troubling for NBC. The only thing Playboy has going for it is the fact that NBC has so many ratings issues, they can’t cancel everything.

8 p.m.

"Dancing With the Stars" (15.7 million viewers, 10.8/16 households)
CBS: "How I Met Your Mother" (10.6 million, 6.4/10)/"2 Broke Girls" (11.6 million, 7.0/10)
FOX: "Terra Nova" series premiere (9 million, 5.6/8)
NBC: "The Sing-Off" (4.8 million, 3.0/4)
The CW: ”Gossip Girl” season premiere (1.4 million, 1.1/1)

18-49 leader: "2 Broke Girls" (4.5)

9 p.m.

 ”Two and a Half Men” (20 million, 12.0/17)/”Mike & Molly” season premiere (14 million, 11.2/16)
ABC: ”Dancing With the Stars” (16.3 million, 11.2/15)
FOX: ”Terra Nova” premiere (9 million, 5.5/8)
NBC: ”The Sing-Off” (3.9 million, 2.4/3)
The CW: ”Hart of Dixie” series premiere (1.8 million, 1.3/2)

18-49 leader: "Two and a Half Men" (7.2)

10 p.m.

 "Castle" (11.9 million, 7.9/12)
CBS: ”Hawaii Five-0” (11.1 million, 7.2/11)
NBC: ”The Playboy Club” (3.9 million, 2.8/4)

18-49 leader: "Hawaii Five-0" (3.2)

The True Blood star is of course no stranger to CBS sitcoms as he appeared as Brad in the early days of HIMYM.

Sleep isn’t important, right?

Sleep isn’t important, right?