paulftompkins:

WEEKEND LISTENING PART 1

DOUG LOVES MOVIES: The Twelve Guests of Christmas III

I was delighted to participate in this messy, goofy nonsense. At least one of many, many visual jokes can be explained here in this post.

entertainmentweekly:

In which Sarah Silverman debuts the gross iPhone trick that’s about to take middle schools everywhere by storm.

top5funniest:

An Indecent Proposal from Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman has an offer Sheldon Adelson can’t possibly refuse. 

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Looks like NBC won out the bidding war and are putting it to pilot.

The networks are in hot pursuit of a single camera comedy from Silverman that is loosely autobiographical. Howard is heavily involved.

The actress-comedienne is penning a new project with The Sarah Silverman Program writer/producer Jon Schroeder and showrunner Dan Sterling. If it is ordered to pilot, Silverman will star and Sterling will serve as showrunner. The project is part of a script deal Silverman has struck with Imagine Television, which has an exclusive pact with 20th Century Fox Television. At present, there is no network attached to the project.

Serenading Unicorn Romances Sarah Silverman | Buzzfeed

Bet you can’t guess what this is advertising for. (Spoiler: Skip to the very end of the video).

Regardless, it’s comical. Especially Silverman’s line, “I may have horse like features but I’m a person.” 

jonahray:

The above painting, “Sarah” by Tara McPherson, is on currently in display with almost 100 other INCREDIBLE depictions of comedians by various artists for “Is This Thing On?” at Gallery 1988 on Melrose in Los Angeles.

jonahray:

The above painting, “Sarah” by Tara McPherson, is on currently in display with almost 100 other INCREDIBLE depictions of comedians by various artists for “Is This Thing On?” at Gallery 1988 on Melrose in Los Angeles.

I couldn’t help but notice that you’re both huge fucking nerds. Do you think that that informed the writing of the show?
 In between naps, ED ASNER stars in tonight’s THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM’S season (series?) finale! TUNE IN after Colbert!! -Sarah Silverman on Twitpic
She failed to mention he’s playing a nazi.
Sarah Silverman Program
Steve: I can't believe you! Once again you deliberately exposed a painful truth that ruined my life!
Sarah: No I didn't.
Steve: You "Juno'd" Kaleidoscope Funk Network for me.
Sarah: I jew-what?
Steve: You took something that I loved and pointed out everything that was wrong about it and made me hate it. You "Juno'd" it. What kind of person does that?!